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"Are you guys cops?" he asked. "If you are…" he added, touching my forehead with his two fingers, imitating a gun. "Pop! Pop!"

Grand Theft Auto IRL.

Other weird questions potential cops get asked: Done any hazing at a college frat? Ever lived in a foster home? And much more.

"What happened here is so horrific, it strikes at the core of injustice."

"We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date."

A clear lesson in what not to do after faking your own death.

"Everyone just let out this huge sigh at once.”

They're turnt up and they're dive-bombing moving cars.

C'mon man, take a nap or something.

So far, local citizens haven't been too helpful with the hunt for a woman who allegedly scored a bunch of free nugs.

Locals in Suffolk County have smashed at least one of the machines, selling "sketch pens" for $2, with sledgehammers.

She allegedly admitted to squirting the over-the-counter medicine in his food.