Photos by Vito Fun

Fuck all the bells and whistles of modern design. I don’t need a gigantic chopping machine with four speeds and serrated edges to cut up my dinner—I’ll just use a knife, thanks. Worked for Neanderthal man, should be right for me. I mean, they haven’t changed the design of edible flesh anytime recently, have they?

DESIGN CONUNDRUM Flash 7 Attempt 1 Result Attempt 2 Result Attempt 3 Result Attempt 4 Result Attempt 5 Result Attempt 5.5 Result Attempt 6 Result Click on the pictures above for videos of all this shit, but be prepared to barf.

(Girl’s reaction)

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
We felt kind of bad about torturing these poor guys but then we realized – fuck it. He did eat the things. That’s the same as eating meat. Big whup. The ones he didn’t eat are living comfortably in a well stocked aquarium with food, water and a rapper from Detroit named Eminem.