Before Ken Jeong was jumping out of trunks naked and straddling Bradley Cooper’s head while beating him with a crowbar, he was a doctor. Today’s story is about Ken’s discovery—at his bachelor party—that being a physician sort of sucks when you’re trying to get a stripper who’s worried about her gallbladder or being pregnant to sit on your face.

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