50 Cent Has a New Headphone Line

50 cent has sold 40 million albums. He’s sold even more bottles of Vitamin Water, Reebok shoes, and copies of his videogame 50 Cent: Blood on The Sands. Now, he’s entered the headphone market with Sync by 50™. I’m a fan of Curtis Jackson, and I’m a fan of American commerce. This is an ode to their relationship, that it might always prove mutually beneficial.

Sync by 50™

Age twelve. Tower Records.

Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ (Clean)

Many, many men.

Age Fifteen. Bay St. Theater.

Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ (film)

Better than 8 Mile.

Age sixteen. P.E Class.

Vitamin Water daily.

Formula 50.

Age 21. 8/13.

I need new headphones.

My choice:

The SYNC by 50™

On-Ear Wireless headphones.

Bluetooth aptX technology.

+ Accessories:

the 50 Cent Tee. Charcoal grey,

4oz Tri-Blend.

50 Cent image

on the front, SMSby50.com

URL on back.

iPhone4 Case

by Case-Mate™, in four unique

50 Cent colorways.

Still unconvinced?

Try matte black SYNC by 50™

Portable Speakers.

1 (One) Rechargeable

Lithium Ion Battery

And 3D Sound.

Hate it or love it

the underdog’s on top, and

I’m gon’ shine homie,

until my heart stop.