In what is undoubtedly the biggest, most important story in music news this year, Justin Bieber has a butt.
You may have seen this announcement last night via on The Biebs’ Instagram account. There it is above, in all its bare, white glory, all while Lord and Savior Jesus Christ watches on from his calf muscle. There is so much Photoshop potential in this picture and, if we weren’t so damn lazy, we’d have at it ourselves. So, what we’re asking you to do, Noisey readers, is to Photoshop the Bieber Butt for us.
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Make some hilarious edits on the soon-to-be-iconic photo of the Bieber Butt and send us your entries. We will post the best ones here on Noisey and credit you. Our favorite entry will receive a mystery box filled with various crap from our desk. Imagine the thrill of getting a box of stuff that’s been hanging around the Noisey office.
HOW TO ENTER: Tweet your photo to @NoiseyMusic with the hashtag #NoiseyBieberButt or comment on the Facebook thread.
Nothing homophobic, please. This is just good clean fun with the #BieberBuns.
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