Well, we survived the first week of March and everything is still the same. Kendrick Lamar is still cool, Kanye West is still annoying and Donald Trump is still fucking scary. As expected, some of that is covered in this week’s Instagram column, along with a very uncomfortable video of Diddy seductively dancing. Enjoy.

If only Pen & Pixel really made a cover like this, everything in the world would make sense. Bernie would totally sign to No Limit over Cash Money though. #FeelDatBern

I wish I knew what was happening here. Like, can someone write in and tell me what the fuck is happening?

Drake the type to rock a mink and then invite PETA and the ASPCA to a Sarah McLachlan concert in his home where they all cry together over all of the animals he killed for that coat.

Willow is like the redefinition of Punky Brewster mixed with pixie dust and a finely ground horn of a unicorn.

Is #BeltGoals a thing? If so, #BeltGoals.

Beyoncé is like, “So Kim, tell me more about those ‘box braids’ you supposedly invented…”

Game is ALWAYS posing with his junk out. Oh wait, that’s a gas hose.

This photo is actually exquisite, but T-Swift’s caption is the real MVP.

And here we have the fit as fuck Rick Ross wearing half of Jay Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail album cover.

Selfie of me if I keep swiping left on dating apps. #CatLadyLife

Kendrick Lamar rarely posts on Instagram, but when he does it’s to let you know he’s about to shut the game down. Pablo who?

Brit wants you all to know she’s still very flexible. My crotch hurts looking at this.

Kathy Iandoli only acknowledges splits when there are bananas and ice cream involved. Follow her other needless innuendos on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.