Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire reworks Fiddy Cent’s “Position of Power” with his gentle, considered bars over 50’s original pretty piano line. Don’t get too comfy, though, ‘cos the video for it is basically a huge sausage-fest in a basement, with a load of guys watching a handful of strippers dancing on pool tables and yelling lame puns, like “smack-a-ball-in-her-pouch”, or whatever.
Saying that, there is a distinct message of female as commodity, what with the singing about “positions of power” and having women rubbing wads of hard-earned cash on their crotch. But whatever, it’s 2012 and feminist statements come from unlikely places nowadays.
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