The Blanket That Finally Said, “Go Ahead, Ruin Me.”

Some nights end with cuddles. Others end with a mop. Splash Blanket was made for the second kind.

Born in Western Australia, Splash Blanket was built for drip-heavy, skin-slapping, too-good-to-stop kind of sex. The kind that ruins sheets but makes memories worth it. It’s a waterproof shield that takes everything you give it and still looks nice with your bedding. 

All the ways to splash

The newest release, The SoakHer, doesn’t even pretend to behave. Red and black, soft as sin, and engineered to drink up two litres of whatever happens, it’s the blanket of your naughtiest dreams. It’s already a cult favorite among people who know foreplay doesn’t stop when the sheets get wet.

Then, The Sunflower Blanket, a collab with West Australian artist The Sunflower Girl. She paints massive, dripping sunflowers across the coast, and now her work is literally under people during the dirtiest, happiest moments of their lives. It sold out in a week, because apparently everyone wanted a little art in their puddles.

The product lineup reads like a mood board for every kind of kink. The Furlush is plush and indulgent, perfect for marathon sessions that end in snacks. The Minky is smooth and slippery, made for skin-on-skin and everything that follows. The Bamboujee caters to the eco-freaks who like their love clean and their mess biodegradable. Even the OG still holds its crown, the original “go-ahead-and-ruin-me” model now available in prints that would make a house cat blush.

Every one of them is machine-washable, quick-drying, and unapologetically ready for round two. They ship straight from the U.S., rolled up tight like a secret you can’t wait to unwrap.

wet are you waiting for?

Splash Blanket graduated from bedrooms to The Play, LA’s invite-only adult playground. If it can survive that many bodies in motion and still come out soft, it’s doing God’s work. Netflix already came calling, which feels poetic for something built to handle…well, everything else that comes.

There’s nothing neat about good sex. It drips, stains, and sometimes floods the room. Splash Blanket was made for that kind of joy—the messy, honest kind you still feel in your thighs the next day.

If you’ve ever stopped mid-thrust to reach for a towel, consider this your liberation notice. The SoakHer’s in stock, and your sheets just sighed in relief.