And he’s straight edge.
A lawsuit filed by a Jane Doe on Friday alleges that Simmons repeatedly made “unwanted, unwarranted sexual advances” during an interview in November.
Simmons reportedly barged into a staff meeting and made sexist remarks while promoting his new book, 'On Power.'
"People said 'you can't do that.' Actually, bitch – I can."
Incoming dad joke: This cow wants to Rock and Roll All Nite.
The devil horns was just the tip of the iceberg compared to "Nude Car Wash," “International Fight Club,” and "?enis."
Give me strength.
Oh, also, have you considered a one-party state, America?
Remember when he beckoned the death of rap? Remember when he slammed N.W.A's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Remember when he fell on his ass performing "Rock and Roll All Night"?
His story seemed all too tragically familiar. A child who found huge fame at an unfathomably early age, and seemed to spend the rest of their teens and twenties trying to cope with the aftermath.
"Thom Yorke, in particular, gets very upset when I talk about them."
I’m genuinely convinced they don’t realize we can actually see all this.