But, guys, it pays £30 an hour!
Turns out that tourists aren't jazzed to pay up for an experience that's better on the couch at home.
Roshan Adhihetty went on 30 mountain walks with a group of naked hikers.
Some naturists argue there's nothing more natural than the occasional accidental arousal.
A nudist group in Southern California is up in arms over their city's recent decision to ban them from holding private skinny-dipping gatherings in the municipal pool.
Victoria's Campbell's Cove beach is losing it's clothing-optional status because it's become little more than a hook-up spot.
It's actually quite fortunate that the wrinkled flesh of unkempt seniors was the only thing exposed on this trip.