"By seeing their dicks turned into art, I can give guys more confidence in their own bodies."
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
The man lost his genitals and both legs above the knee when a bomb exploded in Afghanistan.
Of course, this fairy tale dong comes with its disclaimers.
Basing your expectations on the massive dicks seen in porn only makes it worse.