He also took a bath, washed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.
They allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cash and jewelry from celebrities like Rihanna, and were apparently planning to hit LeBron James and Matt Damon next.
Cops say they plowed into a dispensary with a van and escaped in a getaway car—all for some literal herb.
Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
Dude, where’s my weapons-grade fissile material?
Everything goes terribly wrong when a bear and a crocodile decide to rob a bank.
They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
After pulling a heist on some fake gangsters, Everett's friend becomes quite the lovebird.
"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
Cops say even a school bus driver ran out to collect some of the loose cash.
A love story that could have only happened in his, uh, wildest dreams.