In jest, obviously.
This combines white rum with cucumber, watermelon, and mint (or basil), and will knock you on your ass as much as it will delight your palate.
Young Drexeline has to solve a riddle and go up against a space witch to find out where the berry fruit lie.
The single berries come nestled inside a Styrofoam sock on top of a pile of faux hay inside of a plastic-covered paper box—a practice that is not only inefficient and wasteful, but gaudy and, frankly, stupid.
It looks like a My Little Pony took a spin in a blender, but it's delicious, and there's no shame in that.