If it is Sunday and you are in Boston, then today’s your chance to have Johnny Ryan draw a picture of you, Loady McGee, Boobs Pooter, you as Loady being buttfucked by Boobs while Sinus O’Ginus jacks off to the spectacle from a nearby tree, and then draw his signature in your autograph book. Fresh on the heels of his red-hot signing in Brooklyn last night, Mr. Ryan will be writing his name at Million Year Picnic from 2 to 4, which should give you something to do besides being a toothless, sports-obsessed fake-Irish frat boy for about an hour or so.