Dear Vice,
Enough with these plunging V-neck T-shirts already! What happened to men? They started having “feelings” and wanting to “talk,” and now their clothes are just straight-up girl outfits that show off their cleavage. If I wanted to fuck a pussy, I would have been a lesbian.
PENELOPE BONER
Mere
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