Dear Vice,

I must take exception with something Jay Johnston said in his interview in the latest issue of Vice. Jay talks about he and I playing gay cops on Arrested Development and how I was uncomfortable acting gay. While that might be true, I am an actor and a good one at that. I have no problem being gay for money and must clear the record and say that my reason for giving him “shit”, as he puts it, was not that we had to be gay, but that he automatically assumed the position of “top” in our relationship. I’ll have Jay and the rest of your readers know that just because Jay is bigger and white that does not automatically make him the dominant one, if and when we have a gay relationship.
Thank You,
Jerry C. Minor – Now Co-starring as a straight head of household on Lucky Louie 10:30 Sundays on HBO