Dear Vice,
I just came home to the suburbs for the first time in a while. Do you guys know how futuristic milk has gotten in the past couple of years? Check this thing out–it’s like pouring rocket fuel over your cereal. The one downside is that the thing sloshes and dribbles like a motherfucker, but I presume that can only add impetus to the creation of robot maids/slaves.
Best,
TERRY ACKERMAN
Roswell, GA