Slowcoaches are bullshitters in disguise. They describe themselves as slack metallers, yet slacking is literally the polar opposite description of their new track, “Total Block”. Sitting somewhere at the grazed knees, hard drugs, and E-number fuelled drinks end of the Stephen Malkmus spectrum, the track emerges out of dimly lit frenetic distortion for a hyperactive minute and a half. The track came out yesterday, and their last EP sold out within a week, so if you’re after a physical copy you should probably, y’know, not be a slowcoach.