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Whomst would invent such a thing? And so many other questions.
Escaped snakes, Black Friday brawls, and yes, literal shit.
We collected a few of our most disturbing nightmares to share the scare.
Turns out porn stars, doctors, and bouncers have very different work-related stress dreams.
"Everything in the cockpit was floating in the air."
“We never did find the other end of the dildo—although I have my suspicions about where it ended up.”
Waking up in the wrong city, pissed-on luggage, kidnapping. Sometimes getting there isn't worth it.
These stories will haunt you.
"I once had sex with a crescent moon—with the bottom tip of the crescent. I wasn't sure it was a good idea, but I did it anyway."
I woke up clutching my husband, dry-mouthed and shaking, jealous that he’d probably spent the night dreaming about something normal like sex or being late to work.
"I won't get into details, but it becomes a hostage situation. I've had that dream for many years, and then it's realized every night on television."—Conan O'Brien