It's been a stressful week. You'll feel better buying albums and giving money directly to those who need it most.
“We organised the cutlery according to how pleasing the weight of the handles were.”
I want to start checking in on games that disappeared from the world, so we might as well start with one I can't forget.
I don't fucking know just do it.
Our heroine tries to see the silver lining through the depressing funk she's caught in.
"I always see adults sitting around on sofas, and enjoying just sitting and doing nothing. So take the sofa to work with you!"
From robot dinosaurs to realistic boob physics, via supernatural assassins and sexy math-made sci-fi worlds, this is basically gaming for the next 12 months.