Football

Football

All the Heroes and Villains of the 2019 Women's World Cup

Big up Megan Rapinoe. Big up Sari van Veenendaal. Once again, fuck VAR.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
7.8.19
Celebrity

Colin Kaepernick and Nike Are Right, the Betsy Ross Flag Shouldn't Be on Sneakers

Betsy Ross' flag is a reminder of slavery. We don't need it on shoes.
Kristin Corry
7.2.19
University

McGill University Finally Drops Their 'Redmen' Name

It only took over one hundred years.
Marie Boule
4.12.19
Row Z

English Soccer's 'Coked-Up Lad Army' Are Fitting Emblems of Our Coked-Up Tribal Nation

No one will admit it, but the Premier League and cocaine go brilliantly with each other.
Hydall Codeen
4.1.19
Internet

Brand Twitter Is Absurd, and It Will Only Get Worse

SunnyD tweets about depression. Steak-umm is lonely. Wendy's is sassy. Do we actually want our brands to be that "human"?
Alex Norcia
2.14.19
Views My Own

I Still Watch the Super Bowl, Even Though We're All Going to Die

Andrew Whitworth, the right tackle for the Los Angeles Rams, basically admitted that football is meaningless.
Alex Norcia
2.5.19
super bowl liii

Roger Goodell is Once Again Full of Shit

During Super Bowl LIII media availability, the NFL commissioner told reporters that if teams thought Colin Kaepernick could help them win, they would sign him.
Sean Newell
1.30.19
NFL

TV Station Employee Fired for Labeling Tom Brady a 'Known Cheater'

A worker at local Pittsburgh station KDKA shot their shot...and paid the price.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.30.19
NFL

Drinking Tom Brady GOAT Beer Will Surely Poison Your Soul

If you truly want to be like the New England Patriots quarterback, you'll never touch one of these beers in your life.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.30.19
NFL

At Least 'Madden' Refs Got the Saints-Rams Pass Interference Call Right

One simulation even turned the pass interference sensitivity all the way down, and the ref *still* called it on New Orleans. Yikes.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.24.19
hooliganism

I Want to Import British Football Hooliganism Into the US

We spoke to Derek "Diablo" Alvarez, who founded the Miami Casuals and plans to establish a joint US-UK unit to "get revenge against the Russians for what happened in Marseilles".
Nick Chester
1.23.19
NFL

Super Bowl LIII is Going to be Great (Unless the Refs Mess it Up)

Don't lose sight of one of the most intriguing Super Bowl matchups in years because the referees screwed up over the weekend.
Ty Schalter
1.22.19
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