Copycats Are Licking More Ice Cream Cartons Thanks to That Viral Video
So can we go back to buying ice cream and feeling reasonably confident that no one else's tongue has touched it? OF COURSE NOT.
Woman in Viral Video Who Licked Carton of Ice Cream and Put It Back Could Go to Jail
Fun fact: Licking food and putting it back on the shelf isn't just super disgusting; it's also a felony!
This Ice Cream Truck Owner Hates Influencers So Much He Charges Them Double
Joe Nicchi of LA's CVT Soft Serve instituted the policy after getting a request to serve a 300-person event in exchange for "exposure."
Working at an Ice Cream Shop Is a Lowkey Nightmare
Some people do cry over spilled milk.
Actually, Vegan Ice Cream Is Just as Good as the Dairy Kind
Why does approval of this seemingly benign genre of dessert evoke such a passionately negative response?
London Neighborhoods Are Banning Ice Cream Trucks to Prevent Pollution
Protect Mister Softee at all costs.
Today's Special: Jeff Bezos Celebrated His Divorce with Cereal Milk Soft-Serve
Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
Actually, Ice Cream Is Better in Winter
Eating ice cream can be a race against the sun, but now is your chance to prolong the present-tense bliss of every bite.
It's Wednesday, January 30, and It's So Fucking Cold You Can't Even Order Delivery
Plus, Starbucks baristas never want to listen to the 'Hamilton' soundtrack again.
Cops Called After Italian Ice Cream Shop Charges Tourist Almost $30 for One Cone
When asked why the ice cream was so expensive, the shopkeeper reportedly said "because it's so tasty."
Here's Some Poop Emoji Soft-Serve So We Can All Eat Shit
Coprophagia has never been cuter.
Send This Turkey Ice Cream Cake Back to the Uncanny Valley Whence It Came
Jury is out on whether this Baskin-Robbins creation is blessed or cursed.