Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
'Mr. Avo Head' Is the Worst Branded April Fool's Stunt of the Year
"True to character, the healthy, hipster Mr. Avo Head will sport a man bun and well-groomed beard, trendy sneakers, skinny jeans and will be listening to all the latest beats."