Kids Telling Dirty Jokes is our new series that features tiny comedians we found on Craigslist. The premiere episode stars Talin, who looks like a sweetie but is actually the devil. Someday he’ll be on a Disney show like Dog with a Blog, sleeping with all three of his female co-stars, and every morning he’ll wake up thinking, I owe it all to VICE Media. You’re welcome, you little shithead.

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