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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Good news: the “new cocaine” has finally arrived. Bad news: your cat might be sissifying you in the sexual marketplace.
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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Featuring Nolan’s “The Odyssey”, the immortal male Quirk Chungus, and Bryan Johnson’s surprising pivot to death.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Once again, we drive the Dodge Ram of brain damage across the vast, unknowable interior of our online world.
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Picture by Been Shill Last-Minute Halloween Ideas for Brain-Rotted Doomscrollers
Do you want to go as the man who measures his son’s erections, or the TikTok gremlin with the bleached dreadlocks? The internet slop machine has you covered.
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Picture by Blaise Larmee Touch Glass: A Declaration to Remain in Cyberspace
The Internet is ours and always has been. Here are six reasons to stay online.
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