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An Exhaustive Breakdown of Will Smith's Extremely Cursed 'Aladdin' Rap

From the lamp-rubbing innuendos to the part where DJ Khaled channels the Ying Yang Twins.
Drew Schwartz
5.23.19
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Timon and Pumbaa Are Terrifying in the First 'Lion King' Trailer

The beloved duo that filled your childhood with joy has been replaced by these hyperrealistic, vaguely disturbing CG monstrosities.
River Donaghey
4.10.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Good God, the Trailer for 'Toy Story 4' Is Just Unbelievably Depressing

This thing is, somehow, shaping up to be even sadder than the first three.
Nicole Clark
3.20.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Our Three Wishes Are All for Will Smith's Genie in ‘Aladdin’ to Go Away

This new trailer is truly cursed.
River Donaghey
2.11.19
entertainment

The Vice Guide to Movies and TV In 2019

Because Winter is Coming, and so is Disney.
Noel Ransome
1.4.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Return This Disney World Robot's Clothes at Once, You Monsters

The thief also stole his hands.
River Donaghey
1.3.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Carrie Fisher's Brother Is ‘Thrilled’ About Her Surprisingly Big Role in 'Episode IX'

"There’s a lot of minutes of footage. I don’t mean just outtakes. This is unused, new content that could be woven into the storyline."
River Donaghey
1.2.19
Film

We Have Some Questions About Will Smith's Genie Look in 'Aladdin'

Namely, what Jedi mind trick is enabling the hairstyle?
Taylor Hosking
12.19.18
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A Judge Ordered a Poacher to Repeatedly Watch ‘Bambi’

Court documents don't say exactly why the Missouri judge made the order but I'm pretty sure we can figure it out ourselves.
Mack Lamoureux
12.18.18
Film

'Mary Poppins Returns' Is the Ultimate Nostalgia Film for Burnt-Out Millennials

Just a spoonful of reminiscent cinema helps this hellish year go down.
Nicole Clark
12.12.18
feminism

Relive Your Childhood with Disney's Live-Action 'Kim Possible' Trailer

Here's the sitch.
Nicole Clark
12.7.18
Film

The Live-Action 'Lion King' Trailer Is Here to Ruin Your Childhood Again

Disney is making the hurt even more real.
Noel Ransome
11.23.18
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