A eulogy for the days when everyone would laugh and cry as one in a mini movie theater traveling at 575 miles per hour.
"I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot."
Who is actually trying to take an entire turkey on a plane? And why?
A study showed which surfaces in an airport have the highest concentration of viruses, so make sure to wash your hands.
"We do not think that our customers will fake having a potentially life-threatening allergy in order to simply board the plane a little bit faster.”
As if we needed another reason to never fly again.
So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter."
She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
Is it real? Probably not. Is it very odd? Definitely yes.
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.