airplanes

8.27.19

Actually, We Should All Have to Watch the Same In-Flight Movie at the Same Time

A eulogy for the days when everyone would laugh and cry as one in a mini movie theater traveling at 575 miles per hour.

3.12.19

Trump's Big Problem with Airplanes: 'Too Complex'

"I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot."

11.21.18

What's with All the 'How to Take Your Turkey on a Plane' Articles?

Who is actually trying to take an entire turkey on a plane? And why?

11.20.18

The Dirtiest Place in an Airport Is Not in the Bathroom

A study showed which surfaces in an airport have the highest concentration of viruses, so make sure to wash your hands.

11.9.18

Passengers with Nut Allergies Can Now Board Early on American Airlines

"We do not think that our customers will fake having a potentially life-threatening allergy in order to simply board the plane a little bit faster.”

11.5.18

It Took 77 Hours to Fly from Florida to London on This 'Journey from Hell'

As if we needed another reason to never fly again.

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10.23.18

Man Accused of Groping Woman on Flight Said Trump 'Says It's OK'

So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter."

10.10.18

Entire Plane Evacuated Because of This Woman's Emotional Support Squirrel

She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.

10.2.18

Boston Flight Diverted Because Drunk Bro Wouldn't Stop Doing Pull-Ups

Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.

9.12.18

Five Questions About the Lads Who Racked Up Lines on Their Flight

Is it real? Probably not. Is it very odd? Definitely yes.

9.7.18

Passengers Asked to Pee in Trash Bags and Bottles on This Flight from Hell

After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.

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