Oh yeah, and speaking of boring a hole in your face. (PS: How much would you like to see an old guy like this go up against those weepy pussies on Extreme Makeover Home Edition? Or that gelled, George Hamilton surfer fuckstick who hosts it? Jesus, now I just want to fight.)
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