So listen, I really have no time for Instagram because Serial’s back and all I really want to do is keep replaying the podcast to hear the sweet sounds of “Mail Kimp.” If you don’t know what that means then you’re sleeping on a really intense series that apparently only captures my attention because of mispronounced words in the ads before it. Anyway, lots of fun shit this week guys! Check it out.

What’s a morning without hearing Plies attempt to sing Adele? I mean really, it’s all you can ask for as a “pick me up,” right? That hook is the 2015 version of when everyone attempted to sing Whitney Houston’s rendition of “I Will Always Love You.” So tender. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I have an ear infection.

Only their mothers (and anyone who enjoys music) can tell them apart.

Miley’s Instagram looks like what I assume being on K2 feels like. Seriously, this page is like the inside of my mind when I have the flu. Sidebar, I totally thought baby Miley to the right was Amanda Bynes. How sad.

I can totally relate to this #squadgoals pic, because I would totally be Missy aka the only one not wearing a dress and with my hair in my face. All three of these ladies are fabulous though.

SLAYING AT 19. ALESSIA IS SLAYING AT 19!!! YASSS!!!! OR [insert something a 19-year-old would say because I sound old as fuck yelling “YASSSS” at her.]

2 Chainz When you think you’re double jointed and then you see 2 Chainz’ nipples-baring friend and you realize that your half-assed yoga moves will never compare to a contortionist stripper.

“Guys, listen, I’m the Biebs and I’m a God-fearing human being just like you. If I’m leaned up against this here Lambo it’s only because I’ve earned it and I honestly love expensive cars, guys. Come on, let me be happy. Hashtag humble.” Hashtag rolling my fucking eyes. Lemme get a ride though.

Oh calm down Khaled.

Fun fact: Chief Keef smokes those basic chopstick tongs kids use when they can’t use real chopsticks at PF Changs.

It’s been like three weeks since the #meatprint made a cameo. Can someone throw a bucket of water on Game’s pants? Stop being all “I am more than my meat,” Jayceon.

Jojo is out here looking Brooke Shields in Jordache Jeans level hot when she thinks about Cuban food. Meanwhile the rest of us look like Grimace from McDonald’s when we think about any food.

Where in the world did Skrillex find a praying Ronald McDonald?

So Selena Gomez ate a Big Mac before performing on the Victoria’s Secret runway, and I have to Master Cleanse before every holiday party. Sidebar: this is like the third McDonald’s endorsement in a row in the column this week. Send me fries, Ronald.

I love these “candid” photos of Raury looking like a model while his dog takes a shit. Love him.

Well here’s a friendship that should never happen. Does PeeWee still have like 30 of those suits or is it just one filthy one?

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