Dear Vice,
This guy calls himself Kuppa-Jussi, which translates as Syphilis John. We met him in Kemi, a small town in northern Finland. We were driving along when we past a house where this dude was writing slogans on his wall wearing only pair of undies. We stopped to find out more. The guy was super-psyched about me having a camera. He said that he wanted the public to know “the truth.”

Kuppa-Jussi was an ex-bodybuilder. He lived with two ladies, ‘The Sexy’ and ‘The Maid’. He was very proud about all the old military equipment he had stashed around his house from Nazi Germany and Stalinist Russia.

All the best,
Kaarle Hurtig