A lot of people have asked us who Humpty’s roommate really is. Not that it’s any of your business but it’s this guy.
His name is Porky but everyone calls him Pork because he hates that Billie Holiday song.
Well, he doesn’t hate it he’s just over it.
“But you can play it if you want, man” he says if you ask him about it, “It’s not my thing but I can dig it if you like it.”
What a guy.
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