Lovers of junk culture have an ideal Friday ahead of them. Johnny Ryan’s having a little art show and book signing at the Mishka store from seven to ten. He told the Mishka scumlords that I’m banned from the event but I’m going to be skulking around anyway. They’re also selling some new shirt that Johnny drew. I really hope it’s not the image of a dead terrorist that says “Metalliban” on it. I’m guessing that’s a Jeff Dunham reference or something. There will be free alcohol. I asked Johnny to tell me about the show and all he would say was “The art is for sale and it’s cheap. Fuck ass!”

NICK GAZIN