Being a student mainly involves getting fucked, fucking about and fucking. But most students somehow manage to fuck that up. That’s where our new Student Guide comes in. It’s got first-hand tales of college sex disasters, a photo-story on exchange girls, and a dossier on dossing, The Vice Guide to Taking it Easy at College. Plus, when you wake from your three-year stupor and realise you’re going to need some cash to pay off your student loan, we’ve included instructions on How to Get the Job You Want.