Imagine actually being at the Hacienda, and turning up in Boston 25 years later to find this guy yodelling his way through all your most cherished musical memories. Then imagine finding out that the only reason he’s been allowed to do it is because he’s (allegedly) paid Peter Hook $10,000. The “singer” looks awkward, the band look embarrassed, and the crowd seem bewildered, but at least one jagoff will go home afterwards feeling he got his money’s worth.