When we heard about the recent incident of a young Asian guy donning a silicone old-man mask to get on a flight to Vancouver, something about it struck a chord. Something both strangely familiar and disturbing. One guy mentioned Harmony Korine’s Trash Humpers, but we all felt it was something that went back further into our little boy psyches. Then Dana (one of the camera guys on the Nzambi piece we just put up on VBS) figured it out. “Holy shit! Total Recall!”

After we were done watching the clip (which still kind of rules) Dana yelled, “FINALLY the future is here! Now I’m waiting with baited breath for the strip club to open to see if there’s a three-titty girl dancing.”

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