Last year we told you about how UK gangs were using agricultural aids to attack each other. They’ve now put the Wellingtons on their feet and stuck a spade in the ground – to go and dig up their next type of weaponry: vegetables.

Nothing quite shows the collective infinite nous and endless adaptability of low-level London street crime operatives than the decision to start utilising weapons that are impossible to legislate against – as is so assiduously noted in the video above: “You can’t ban carrots … How are mans gonna see in the dark?”