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Photo: Catherine Falls Commercial / Getty Images Millennials Aren’t Cheating on Their Partners—It’s Too Much Work
Sometimes the simplest theories hit the hardest. Also, I need a nap.
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Photo by Marcus Brandt/picture alliance via Getty Images Gooning: A Logical Response to a World of Infinite Slop
For Gen Z, relentless masturbation is a way of dealing with the overload of modern life. Maybe anxious Millennials could learn a thing or two.
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Alex Ebert and Jade Castrinos of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros jam with Marcus Mumford 13 years ago in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images) An Obituary for Edward Sharpe, the Magnetic Zeros, and Earnestness
Celebrating the most cringe artifact from the most cringe period in human history.
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Image credit: Antoine Cossé An Obituary for Millennial Culture
IPAs, escape rooms, listicles, smash burgers, Garden State, MySpace, brunch, @shitmydadsays, tight jeans, sans serif fonts, life hacks, axe-throwing bars, Williamsburg, speakeasies… All will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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(Photo by LordHenriVoton / Getty Images) Millennials and Gen Z Can’t Afford Human Children, but at Least Veterinarians Are Thriving
Young people are choosing fur babies over human children.
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(Photo via Tero Vesalainen / Getty Images) Married Millennials Are Getting ‘Sleep Divorces’
43 percent of married millennials have at least a partial sleep divorce.
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Photo by Christian Filardo. Millennials Are Driving Non-Alcoholic Drinks Trends, New Study Shows
Millennials make up 61% of non-alcoholic drinkers, according to the IWSR.
