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Two People Were Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Smuggle Baby Monkeys in Their Underwear
Authorities in Colombia say three baby monkeys were hidden in the suspects’ clothing before a flight to the Dominican Republic.
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Aire Images/Getty Images Scientists Found a Way to Make Mammals Heal More Like Salamanders, Which Is Extremely Weird (And Promising)
A new study shows how mammal cells could be nudged into acting more like salamander cells while recovering from injury.
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The Washington Post/Contributor/Getty Images Pizza Hut Is Trying to Become Pizza Hut Again, Which Honestly Might Work
A major franchisee is reviving the chain’s old-school dine-in experience with retro “Pizza Hut Classic” locations.
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Someone Stole the Skull of an 800-Year-Old Saint From a Church in the Czech Republic
The relic belonged to Saint Zdislava, a 13th-century noblewoman whose remains are spiritually significant to Czech Catholics.
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Researchers Found the Exact Amount of Sleep Linked to Slower Aging, and the Window Is Surprisingly Narrow
A massive new study found that sleeping too little, or too much, was linked to faster biological aging across the body.
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A City-Killer Asteroid Just Passed Shockingly Close to Earth, and Scientists Barely Saw It Coming
The object was small, fast, and hard to spot, which is exactly why near-Earth asteroids remain so unnerving.
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Chud the Builder Everything We Know About Chud the Builder, the Streamer Charged With Attempted Murder After a Courthouse Shooting
Dalton Eatherly, better known online as Chud the Builder, is facing attempted murder and other charges after authorities say a courthouse argument turned into gunfire.
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Svitlana Hulko/Getty Images A Customs Dog Named Nitro Sniffed Out $44,690 in Undeclared Cash Hidden by a Traveler Headed to Cancun
Federal officials say a traveler headed to Cancun declared $10,000, but CBP officers and a chocolate Lab named Nitro found a whole lot more.
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imageBROKER/Mikalai Sayevich/Getty Images 10 Travel Mistakes That Could Accidentally Turn You Into Patient Zero, According to a Doctor
A physician-scientist says the riskiest travel exposures are often the ones tourists barely think about when vacationing.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Aristocratic micropenises, Björk’s DJ set, and the world’s first production-ready manned mecha. Clearing up the mess after another week of drunken internet.
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