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Screenshot: Gallbladder I Feel Personally Attacked by ‘Awkward Valley,’ a Not-April Fools’ Deck Builder About the Impossibility of Daily Time Management
I relate to that blue yeti. ‘Awkward Valley’ is a not-joke of a deck builder about properly managing your time and not feeling like a failure!
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Screenshot: junlper.beer Thanks to the Tangerine Tariff Tyrant, Nintendo Switch 2 Prices May Skyrocket Before Release
Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders in the US are being delayed, the price could possibly go up, and it has nothing to do with Nintendo itself.
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Screenshot: NetEase ‘Marvel Rivals’ Breastily Convinced Me to Jiggle My Way Back
Choke me, Mommy Frost. I’ve been such a bad girl. I need to be put in my place and temporarily disabled from movement.
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Screenshot: Atari ‘Breakout Beyond’ Is the Nostalgia-Soaked Sequel I’ve Been Craving, Flipped On Its Head (Review)
While ‘Breakout Beyond’ doesn’t reinvent the wheel in any particular way, it helps shape it into an even better version of itself.
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Screenshot: Aggressive Mastery Epic Games’ CEO Loves This Giantess Game. Now, You Can Wishlist It
The guy who founded the studio that made ‘Fortnite’? He likes this giantess kink game. And you might, too. No, seriously.
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Screenshot: Shaun Cichacki I Hope ‘Super Mario Party Jamboree’ Only Lets Friends Use Cameras Together, Because I Am Not Ready for Someone to Pop Out the Pipe Butt-Ass Naked
‘Super Mario Party Jamboree’ will take advantage of the Switch 2 camera accessory, but this could be a horror story waiting to happen.
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Screenshot: Grinding Gear Games ‘Path of Exile 2’ Dawn of the Hunt Starts Tomorrow, so Buckle Up and Play SSF, You Coward
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
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Screenshot: Sujikon This Game About Murdering Furries Is Suspiciously Blowing up on Steam. Why?
‘Furry Killer’ is a cheap, underwhelming top-down shooter about murdering furries. For some reason, it blew up on Steam this morning.
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Screenshot: Nintendo I Swear This Is the Last Nintendo Switch 2 Thing From Me This Week, but I Got One Question for Y’all… Why Are You So Mad?
I have a hard time believing people care this much about the Nintendo Switch 2 screen. I’m tripping, right? Please tell me I’m tripping.
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Screenshot: Nintendo I Love That Nintendo Is Helping Fight Scalpers via Nintendo Switch 2 GameCube Classics
Seeing the selection of games on the Nintendo Switch 2 GameCube Classics page, I see what Nintendo is doing, and I’m thankful.
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Screenshot: Ubisoft/ Vivendi Universal Games Retro Runback — More GameCube Madness (Thanks to the Nintendo Switch 2)
Another day, another Retro Runback. GameCube edition. Let’s unnecessarily mess with time and get some donuts.
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Screenshot: Nintendo We’re Truly Never Getting Handheld Gaming Back Again, Are We?
The handheld gaming space has changed. With no StreetPass on the Switch 2, it’s time to say goodbye to an era.