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Via VICE Fellas, Is It Time to ‘Retire the Hand’? These Deals from Lovehoney Make a Solid Argument
Get steep discounts on male sex toys from Lovehoney now through September 1.
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Veracity Metabolic Protein Powder – Credit: Veracity This Protein Powder Promises to Speed Up Your Metabolism. Does It Really Work?
Worth pointing out: an organic, plant-based protein powder without Stevia or aspartame (and it’s 20% off right now).
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Maha Haq for VICE MOOD’s Cupid’s Kush Is Date-Night Weed for the Foreplay Phase
The bag is labeled “Aroused.” Could MOOD’s Cupid’s Kush THCA flower actually make me horny?
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All-new 2026 Juiced Scrambler – Credit: Juiced Bikes I Review Motorcycles for a Living, and This Motocross-Style Ebike Makes Me Jealous
Juiced’s motocross dirtbike-style Scrambler is all-new for 2026, and they’re offering $245 worth of free accessories to go with it.
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Via Seeking.com Americans Lost $1.14 Billion to Romance Scams. Could Dating Apps Have Stopped Them?
Watch out, Tinder Swindlers—’cause Seeking’s leaking (your mugshot, that is).
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Maha Haq for VICE MOOD’s THC Marshmallow Treat Is What Old-School Edibles Were Trying to Be
This sweet, sticky edible brought back old-school California medical-shop vibes, minus the mystery dosing.
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Velvet Thruster Labor of Love: Get 25% Off Build-Your-Own Orgasm Machines This Labor Day
Velvet Thruster lets you build your own custom thrusting dildo or stroker from the ground up, like a lightsaber at Disneyland.
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VICE This Viral Wearable Tells You Exactly How Hungover You Are—and There’s a Free Trial
It’s not judging you… it’s just really, really honest with you.
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Maha Haq for VICE SimplyMary’s Banana Berry THCA Flower Gave Me Major Munchies
A 7g jar of Banana Punch x Strawberry Banana flower with fresh buds, berry-banana flavor, and a low price.
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Lovehoney 24 Days of Great Sex Await—Lovehoney’s 2026 Advent Calendars Are Back With Up to 64% Off
Unwrap something better than fruitcake.
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Hisense U6SF Pro gaming TV – Credit: Hisense These Made-for-Gaming TVs Are Almost 50% Off Right Now
This gaming TV’s killer spec isn’t its (almost) 50%-off price.
