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Apple MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display – Credit: Apple Go On, Touch It: The First Touchscreen MacBook Is Here (Preorder)
Apple turned up its nose at touchscreen laptops for a long time. Now it’s here, and it’s shipping in a week.
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Courtesy of Hello Nancy This Pumpkin-Shaped Vibrator Might Be Halloween’s Most Unhinged Treat
Meet Jack, a smiling little jack-o’-lantern that’s actually a clitoral suction toy. Trick or treat just got interesting.
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Maha Haq for VICE These Pocket-Sized THC Packets Let You Customize Your Dose Anytime, Anyplace
Wims packs 4mg THC + 4mg CBD into tiny snap-and-squeeze packets that I used in Sprite, mocktails, and even another low-dose THC drink.
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Credit: Tiny Tents I Spend Half My Life Camping, and I Can’t Get Enough of This Tiny Indoor Tent for Cats
Give your little furball explorer a surprisingly well-made home base for napping around the house or office.
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Sam Watanuki for VICE Liquid Death Made a Koozie That Looks Like a Body Bag, Because of Course They Did
Maybe a slutty nurse outfit next year?
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Sam Watanuki for VICE This 3D Printer Swaps Colors in 5 Seconds (and Has a ‘Poop Catcher’)
Multicolor printing without a mound of plastic poop.
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Courtesy of Kiva My 5 Favorite Camino Gummies, Ranked (And Two Huge Reasons to Stock Up Now)
I’ve tested my fair share of Camino gummies. With online ordering coming to an end and an exclusive VICE discount available through Halloween, here are the five I’d grab again.
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Vena Last Call for THC Drinks: These Brands Are Saying Goodbye Before the Ban
Your favorite THC seltzers could be disappearing this December. Here’s which drinks are literally last call.
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Dumb.co Dumbphone 2 – Credit: Dumb.co Dumb and Cheap: Compliments for the Dumb.co Dumbphone 2
It’s so dumb, it has “dumb” right in the name twice.
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via Fleshlight Fleshlight’s Newest Tentacle Collab Is Perfectly Timed for Halloween
Strokers that intentionally suck. Like, literally.
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Phantom Blade Zero Might Be 2026’s Best Action Game, and You Can Still Pre-Order It at a Discount
Critics are swooning for Phantom Blade Zero, which you can snag with a pre-order sale!
