Whatever your star sign, VICE has got your astrology needs covered.
It's only taken a few years for "the stars" to go mainstream. But there's been a bigger underlying trend to this shift, too.
If you see tiny fringes, septum piercings and stick n poke tatts coming towards you, expect to hear about your birth chart.
Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!
How do they do it? What does their day look like? We spoke to some of today’s most well known astrologers to find out.
The moon is in Aquarius today.
The moon enters Capricorn today.
The moon enters Sagittarius today.
There's a zodiac filter on YouPorn now, which matches you to porn stars based on your birthday, so we gave it a go.
The moon is in Scorpio today.
The moon enters Scorpio today.
The moon is in Libra today.
The moon enters Virgo today.