Whatever your star sign, VICE has got your astrology needs covered.
If you see tiny fringes, septum piercings and stick n poke tatts coming towards you, expect to hear about your birth chart.
Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!
How do they do it? What does their day look like? We spoke to some of today’s most well known astrologers to find out.
The moon is in Aquarius today.
The moon enters Capricorn today.
The moon enters Sagittarius today.
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The moon is in Scorpio today.
The moon enters Scorpio today.
The moon is in Libra today.
The moon enters Virgo today.
"One guy said he didn't like me sending him astrology memes because they highlighted the parts of himself he dislikes the most."