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Whatever your star sign, VICE has got your astrology needs covered.
Introducing: The Astrology Queer
If you see tiny fringes, septum piercings and stick n poke tatts coming towards you, expect to hear about your birth chart.
A Few Warning Signs that Astrology Apps Might Be Ruining Your Life
Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!
The Secret Lives of Astrologers
How do they do it? What does their day look like? We spoke to some of today’s most well known astrologers to find out.
Daily Horoscopes: August 14, 2019
The moon is in Aquarius today.
Daily Horoscopes: August 11, 2019
The moon enters Capricorn today.
Daily Horoscopes: the 8th of August, 2019
The moon enters Sagittarius today.
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Your Star Sign Apparently Affects What Kind of Porn You Like
There's a zodiac filter on YouPorn now, which matches you to porn stars based on your birthday, so we gave it a go.
Daily Horoscopes: August 7, 2019
The moon is in Scorpio today.
Daily Horoscopes: August 6, 2019
The moon enters Scorpio today.
Daily Horoscopes: August 5, 2019
The moon is in Libra today.
Daily Horoscopes: August 2, 2019
The moon enters Virgo today.
How to Date People Who Are Into Astrology
"One guy said he didn't like me sending him astrology memes because they highlighted the parts of himself he dislikes the most."