horoscopes

It's only taken a few years for "the stars" to go mainstream. But there's been a bigger underlying trend to this shift, too.

If you see tiny fringes, septum piercings and stick n poke tatts coming towards you, expect to hear about your birth chart.

Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!

The moon enters Sagittarius today.

There's a zodiac filter on YouPorn now, which matches you to porn stars based on your birthday, so we gave it a go.

The moon is in Scorpio today.